Andy’s Follies #20 Mo Money Mo Problems

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So my girlfriend really did get a new job and is making, well,  in the interests of me wanting to keep her as my girlfriend I’m just going to say she’s making more money than I am.

However, in some ways that doesn’t say a whole lot.

I don’t make a lot of money to begin with.

We did go to a Halloween party and one of her friends did bust my balls with that question. I didn’t go with the sugar dick response.

I wanted to. But we were at a Halloween party hosted by one of her relatives. Haven’t I alienated enough people already?

(The answer is yes.)

In the interests of being honest, my dick is not made of sugar. It just happened to be the first thing that came to mind.