I woke up at 4 am and couldn’t get back to sleep.
However, all was not lost. This joke was the first thing that came to mind. It emerged out of the ether. Being sleep deprived doesn’t guarantee creativity, but there may be some sort of connection.
There was a kid in middle school who thought he was George Carlin. The big difference was his belt size was larger than his IQ. The thing about that kind of kid (or adult) they don’t have the capacity to see how toxically stupid they are.
He must have picked up the word homo sapien somewhere. And like some pimply Inquisitor went around the class asking them that dreaded question.
I like to think he got a shot of smarts from his doctor. On the other hand, I wouldn’t be too disappointed if he someday takes my order at Arby’s.